{"posts":[{"_id":"6a731a332f994596b28ac96d","poster":{"name":"supercash","id":"640e0ba65d2331074e5459f2","color":"teal"},"content":"<img src=\"https://u.cubeupload.com/supercash/27x40SAVINGBLACKBEAR.jpg\">","time":1785928243970,"revisions":[{"content":"<img src=\"https://u.cubeupload.com/supercash/27x40SAVINGBLACKBEAR.jpg\">","time":1785928243970,"current":true}],"comments":4,"loves":6,"reposts":0},{"_id":"6a731824f06f462b0cef387b","poster":{"name":"pufferfish101007","id":"60c4a775ca8f30c79444fe83","color":"pink"},"content":"<p>The Edinburgh fringe has now started! If you kmow anybody who might be in Edinburgh this month, please gently prod them and ask why they haven't yet bought tickets for either of these amazing shows (the Oxford Imps are performing every day from the 5th to the 30th (other than the 27th)! So no excuse to be missing them.</p><p>(I sense that wasteof is maybe not the best place to advertise these things but maybe I'll reach a weird niche of people who wouldn't see things otherwise? that's what I tell myself anyway)</p>","time":1785927716236,"repost":{"_id":"6a653553f06f462b0cee3a80","poster":{"name":"pufferfish101007","id":"60c4a775ca8f30c79444fe83","color":"pink"},"content":"<p>hi if you're in Edinburgh between the 24th and 29th of August, you should come and see <em>Bush!</em> The Musical! It's a musical political satire about George W Bush that I co- musical directed, and I promise it's very funny and the music is very catchy! (age 16+)</p><p>Tickets: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/bush-the-musical; Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themollysprods</p><p>I'll also be performing with the Oxford Imps on the 28th, 29th and 30th of August, come see us for silly musical improv comedy! https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/the-oxford-imps-improvised-comedy-hour</p><p>In the likely event that you are not in Edinburgh that week and/or aren't interested in musicals/improv comedy, please consider sharing this with people who might be interested!</p>","time":1785017683514,"pinned":true,"edited":1785019562855,"revisions":[{"content":"<p>hi if you're in Edimburgh between the 24th and 29th of August, you should come and see <em>Bush!</em> The Musical! It's a musical political satire about George W Bush that I co- musical directed, and I promise it's very funny and the music is very catchy! (age 16+)</p><p>Tickets: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/bush-the-musical; Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themollysprods</p><p>I'll also be performing with the Oxford Imps on the 28th, 29th and 30th of August, come see us for silly musical improv comedy! https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/the-oxford-imps-improvised-comedy-hour</p><p>In the likely event that you are not in Edinburgh that week and/or aren't interested in musicals/improv comedy, please consider sharing this with people who might be interested!</p>","time":1785017683514,"editor":"60c4a775ca8f30c79444fe83"},{"content":"<p>hi if you're in Edinburgh between the 24th and 29th of August, you should come and see <em>Bush!</em> The Musical! It's a musical political satire about George W Bush that I co- musical directed, and I promise it's very funny and the music is very catchy! (age 16+)</p><p>Tickets: https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/bush-the-musical; Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/themollysprods</p><p>I'll also be performing with the Oxford Imps on the 28th, 29th and 30th of August, come see us for silly musical improv comedy! https://www.edfringe.com/tickets/whats-on/the-oxford-imps-improvised-comedy-hour</p><p>In the likely event that you are not in Edinburgh that week and/or aren't interested in musicals/improv comedy, please consider sharing this with people who might be interested!</p>","time":1785019562855,"current":true}],"comments":0,"loves":4,"reposts":1},"revisions":[{"content":"<p>The Edinburgh fringe has now started! If you kmow anybody who might be in Edinburgh this month, please gently prod them and ask why they haven't yet bought tickets for either of these amazing shows (the Oxford Imps are performing every day from the 5th to the 30th (other than the 27th)! So no excuse to be missing them.</p><p>(I sense that wasteof is maybe not the best place to advertise these things but maybe I'll reach a weird niche of people who wouldn't see things otherwise? that's what I tell myself anyway)</p>","time":1785927716236,"current":true}],"comments":0,"loves":2,"reposts":0},{"_id":"6a725e272f994596b28ac918","poster":{"name":"eris","id":"64a0f2e9cc742649b441308b","color":"violet"},"content":"","repost":{"_id":"6a7257f42f994596b28ac90e","poster":{"name":"engineerrunner","id":"67b905e8696a59acd5d94aaa","color":"fuchsia"},"content":"<p>bros posting worm links… the chuddening has begun</p>","repost":{"_id":"6a7255e92f994596b28ac90b","poster":{"name":"specialred_","id":"6952f7fc6883bd038172dab2","color":"green"},"content":"<p>don't worry guys, i'll make chlorine gas and post an official review on its taste later today\nhttps://worm.eris.cafe/posts/6a6edbf42f994596b28ac7d3#6a70d1852f994596b28ac868</p>","time":1785877993002,"edited":1785878038123,"revisions":[{"content":"<p>[don't worry guys, i'll make chlorine gas and post an official review on its taste later today](https://worm.eris.cafe/posts/6a6edbf42f994596b28ac7d3#6a70d1852f994596b28ac868)</p>","time":1785877993002,"editor":"6952f7fc6883bd038172dab2"},{"content":"<p>don't worry guys, i'll make chlorine gas and post an official review on its taste later today\nhttps://worm.eris.cafe/posts/6a6edbf42f994596b28ac7d3#6a70d1852f994596b28ac868</p>","time":1785878017509,"editor":"6952f7fc6883bd038172dab2"},{"content":"<p>don't worry guys, i'll make chlorine gas and post an official review on its taste later today\nhttps://worm.eris.cafe/posts/6a6edbf42f994596b28ac7d3#6a70d1852f994596b28ac868</p>","time":1785878038123,"current":true}],"comments":0,"loves":4,"reposts":1},"time":1785878516984,"revisions":[{"content":"<p>bros posting worm links… the chuddening has begun</p>","time":1785878516984,"current":true}],"comments":0,"loves":10,"reposts":2},"time":1785880103015,"revisions":[{"content":"","time":1785880103015,"current":true}],"comments":0,"loves":2,"reposts":0},{"_id":"6a725e0a2f994596b28ac916","poster":{"name":"eris","id":"64a0f2e9cc742649b441308b","color":"violet"},"content":"<p>why did jered cheeto do that is he stupid?</p>","time":1785880074571,"revisions":[{"content":"<p>why did jered cheeto do that is he stupid?</p>","time":1785880074571,"current":true}],"comments":0,"loves":2,"reposts":0},{"_id":"6a721069f06f462b0cef29de","poster":{"name":"theglasspenguin","id":"619098549dd808c2c76fba81","color":"blue"},"content":"<p>you pasted that internal webhook into a server with 258 people on accident, didn't you?</p>","time":1785860201887,"revisions":[{"content":"<p>you pasted that internal webhook into a server with 258 people on accident, didn't you?</p>","time":1785860201887,"current":true}],"comments":0,"loves":4,"reposts":0},{"_id":"6a7117c0f06f462b0cef1999","poster":{"name":"theglasspenguin","id":"619098549dd808c2c76fba81","color":"blue"},"content":"<p>i've been playing around with 'smallnet' protocols recently, so i decided to set up a capsule for the gemini protocol. the markup language it uses tastes like markdown, and given how absolutely stripped down it is, pages for it load really fast. only downside i've found (that doesn't make it more appealing) is it's name. google took the name for their slopbot and it's making it hard to find resources for it outside of the protocol space itself.</p><p>anyway, gemini://theglasspenguin.capsule.town</p><img src=\"https://i.ibb.co/q3mvYNL6/Screenshot-From-2026-08-03-15-21-15.png\">","time":1785796544368,"revisions":[{"content":"<p>i've been playing around with 'smallnet' protocols recently, so i decided to set up a capsule for the gemini protocol. the markup language it uses tastes like markdown, and given how absolutely stripped down it is, pages for it load really fast. only downside i've found (that doesn't make it more appealing) is it's name. google took the name for their slopbot and it's making it hard to find resources for it outside of the protocol space itself.</p><p>anyway, gemini://theglasspenguin.capsule.town</p><img src=\"https://i.ibb.co/q3mvYNL6/Screenshot-From-2026-08-03-15-21-15.png\">","time":1785796544368,"current":true}],"comments":0,"loves":3,"reposts":0},{"_id":"6a7084a02f994596b28ac845","poster":{"name":"wahsp","id":"6113d4a6d0d0d139763d89fe","color":"yellow"},"content":"<p>they’re making us clock in at work now 🫠</p>","time":1785758880798,"revisions":[{"content":"<p>they’re making us clock in at work now 🫠</p>","time":1785758880798,"current":true}],"comments":5,"loves":8,"reposts":0},{"_id":"6a6f53da2f994596b28ac7f5","poster":{"name":"wynd","id":"60db0c5a956cdbbd0489eff6","color":"fuchsia"},"content":"<p>3 years strong ❤️‍🔥</p>","repost":{"_id":"688e3c0ddb24e1037c7d2ae4","poster":{"name":"wynd","id":"60db0c5a956cdbbd0489eff6","color":"fuchsia"},"content":"<p>we’re still going strong ❤️❤️</p>","repost":{"_id":"66ac205b60c77df1a95d13ed","poster":{"name":"wynd","id":"60db0c5a956cdbbd0489eff6","color":"fuchsia"},"content":"<p>happy national girlfriend day, i’m glad i get to spend it with @mill ❤️❤️</p>","time":1722556507700,"edited":1722556517079,"revisions":[{"content":"<p>happy national girlfriend day, i’m glad i get to spend it with @mill</p>","time":1722556507700,"editor":"60db0c5a956cdbbd0489eff6"},{"content":"<p>happy national girlfriend day, i’m glad i get to spend it with @mill ❤️❤️</p>","time":1722556517079,"current":true}],"comments":0,"loves":13,"reposts":1},"time":1754151949501,"revisions":[{"content":"<p>we’re still going strong ❤️❤️</p>","time":1754151949501,"current":true}],"comments":1,"loves":16,"reposts":3},"time":1785680858540,"revisions":[{"content":"<p>3 years strong ❤️‍🔥</p>","time":1785680858540,"current":true}],"comments":0,"loves":9,"reposts":0},{"_id":"6a6d58ecf06f462b0ceed16b","poster":{"name":"ilovetimhortons","id":"68699e3e3f164e109a0295c5","color":"yellow"},"content":"<p>we can’t talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.</p>","time":1785551084057,"revisions":[{"content":"<p>we can’t talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.</p>","time":1785551084057,"current":true}],"comments":0,"loves":12,"reposts":0},{"_id":"6a6d5754f06f462b0ceed134","poster":{"name":"ilovetimhortons","id":"68699e3e3f164e109a0295c5","color":"yellow"},"content":"<p>i love my boifren</p>","time":1785550676358,"revisions":[{"content":"<p>i love my boifren</p>","time":1785550676358,"current":true}],"comments":10,"loves":9,"reposts":0},{"_id":"6a6d56c6f06f462b0ceed10e","poster":{"name":"ilovetimhortons","id":"68699e3e3f164e109a0295c5","color":"yellow"},"content":"<p></p>","time":1785550534453,"repost":{"_id":"6a6c1e2d2f994596b28ac5d5","poster":{"name":"burrito","id":"623108f909dd2804f2bff965","color":"indigo"},"content":"<p>ISRAEL IS SECRETLY CONTROLLED BY THE JEWS</p>","time":1785470509736,"revisions":[{"content":"<p>ISRAEL IS SECRETLY CONTROLLED BY THE JEWS</p>","time":1785470509736,"current":true}],"comments":4,"loves":16,"reposts":5},"revisions":[{"content":"<p></p>","time":1785550534453,"current":true}],"comments":0,"loves":4,"reposts":0},{"_id":"6a6d1acb2f994596b28ac696","poster":{"name":"da-ta","id":"623052dfd930c863e3926077","color":"blue"},"content":"<p>In memoriam of @president25, I thought I’d share a few other designs I made for the account that didn’t make the cut for me. Hopefully another election can be held at some point in the future! I personally find it a fun thing to do and leads to some pretty funny stuff. But for now, thank you for your service, President Kiwi! 🥝</p><img alt=\"pres1.png\" src=\"https://i.ibb.co/QvF1HzBs/pres1.png\"><img alt=\"pres3.png\" src=\"https://i.ibb.co/KkZPqyC/pres3.png\"><img alt=\"pres2.png\" src=\"https://i.ibb.co/9mYmSwTQ/pres2.png\">","time":1785535179118,"revisions":[{"content":"<p>In memoriam of @president25, I thought I’d share a few other designs I made for the account that didn’t make the cut for me. Hopefully another election can be held at some point in the future! I personally find it a fun thing to do and leads to some pretty funny stuff. But for now, thank you for your service, President Kiwi! 🥝</p><img alt=\"pres1.png\" src=\"https://i.ibb.co/QvF1HzBs/pres1.png\"><img alt=\"pres3.png\" src=\"https://i.ibb.co/KkZPqyC/pres3.png\"><img alt=\"pres2.png\" src=\"https://i.ibb.co/9mYmSwTQ/pres2.png\">","time":1785535179118,"current":true}],"comments":0,"loves":9,"reposts":0},{"_id":"6a6d08722f994596b28ac679","poster":{"name":"eris","id":"64a0f2e9cc742649b441308b","color":"violet"},"content":"<p>today's the day chat</p>\n<p>today is going to be my last day</p>\n<p>drinking</p>\n<p>smoking</p>\n<p>procrastinating </p>\n<p>cursing</p>\n<p>eating junk food</p>\n<p>being lazy</p>\n<p>cheating </p>\n<p>larping</p>\n<p>gooning</p>\n<p>saying 6 7</p>\n<p>lying</p>\n<p>threatening </p>\n<p>robbing</p>\n<p>bombing</p>\n<p>punching</p>\n<p>kicking</p>\n<p>sliming</p>\n<p>overall assaulting</p>\n<p>scamming</p>\n<p>finessing</p>\n<p>serving fent</p>\n<p>impersonating police</p>\n<p>avoiding a job</p>\n<p>harboring fugitives </p>\n<p>committing war crimes</p>\n<p>slandering</p>\n<p>drinking soda</p>\n<p>vaping</p>\n<p>showering</p>\n<p>and trying to conquer the tri state area</p>\n<p>there's no looking back yall</p>\n<p>this is the new me 🙏🔥📍</p>","time":1785530482808,"edited":1785543027934,"revisions":[{"content":"<p>today's the day chat</p>\n<p>today is going to be my last day</p>\n<p>drinking</p>\n<p>smoking</p>\n<p>procrastinating </p>\n<p>cursing</p>\n<p>eating junk food</p>\n<p>being lazy</p>\n<p>cheating </p>\n<p>larping</p>\n<p>gooning</p>\n<p>saying 6 7</p>\n<p>lying</p>\n<p>threatening </p>\n<p>robbing</p>\n<p>bombing</p>\n<p>punching</p>\n<p>kicking</p>\n<p>sliming</p>\n<p>overall assaulting</p>\n<p>scamming</p>\n<p>finessing</p>\n<p>serving fent</p>\n<p>impersonating police</p>\n<p>avoiding a job</p>\n<p>harboring fugitives </p>\n<p>committing war crimes</p>\n<p>slandering</p>\n<p>drinking soda</p>\n<p>vaping</p>\n<p>showering</p>\n<p>and trying to conquer the tri state area</p>\n<p>there's no looking back yall</p>\n<p>this is the new me 🙏🔥📍</p>","time":1785530482808,"editor":"64a0f2e9cc742649b441308b"},{"content":"<p>today's the day chat\ntoday is going to be my last day\ndrinking\nsmoking\nprocrastinating \ncursing\neating junk food\nbeing lazy\ncheating \nlarping\ngooning\nsaying 6 7\nlying\nthreatening \nrobbing\nbombing\npunching\nkicking\nsliming\noverall assaulting\nscamming\nfinessing\nserving fent\nimpersonating police\navoiding a job\nharboring fugitives \ncommitting war crimes\nslandering\ndrinking soda\nvaping\nshowering\nand trying to conquer the tri state area\nthere's no looking back yall\nthis is the new me 🙏🔥📍</p>","time":1785539136925,"editor":"64a0f2e9cc742649b441308b"},{"content":"<p>today's the day chat</p>\n<p>today is going to be my last day</p>\n<p>drinking</p>\n<p>smoking</p>\n<p>procrastinating </p>\n<p>cursing</p>\n<p>eating junk food</p>\n<p>being lazy</p>\n<p>cheating </p>\n<p>larping</p>\n<p>gooning</p>\n<p>saying 6 7</p>\n<p>lying</p>\n<p>threatening </p>\n<p>robbing</p>\n<p>bombing</p>\n<p>punching</p>\n<p>kicking</p>\n<p>sliming</p>\n<p>overall assaulting</p>\n<p>scamming</p>\n<p>finessing</p>\n<p>serving fent</p>\n<p>impersonating police</p>\n<p>avoiding a job</p>\n<p>harboring fugitives </p>\n<p>committing war crimes</p>\n<p>slandering</p>\n<p>drinking soda</p>\n<p>vaping</p>\n<p>showering</p>\n<p>and trying to conquer the tri state area</p>\n<p>there's no looking back yall</p>\n<p>this is the new me 🙏🔥📍</p>","time":1785543027934,"current":true}],"comments":4,"loves":12,"reposts":1},{"_id":"6a6d018f2f994596b28ac675","poster":{"name":"eris","id":"64a0f2e9cc742649b441308b","color":"violet"},"content":"","repost":{"_id":"6a6d01752f994596b28ac674","poster":{"name":"boymoder11","id":"6909463ada9bad4ebbd66c1e","color":"indigo"},"content":"<p>Post drafting and new themes in worm NOW!!!</p>","time":1785528693773,"revisions":[{"content":"<p>Post drafting and new themes in worm NOW!!!</p>","time":1785528693773,"current":true}],"comments":0,"loves":4,"reposts":1},"time":1785528719170,"revisions":[{"content":"","time":1785528719170,"current":true}],"comments":0,"loves":1,"reposts":0},{"_id":"6a6ced962f994596b28ac65f","poster":{"name":"auriali","id":"6230d48a09dd2804f2bff870","color":"fuchsia"},"content":"<p>fun fact: jeffalo added this button to the wasted onion account after i wrote an article titled “New Wasteof4 Feature Allows Users To Delete Accounts They Don’t Like.“ It’s actually the first ever article I wrote for the wasted onion, you can read it here and see how i’ve (hopefully) improved since then! </p><p>https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/new-wasteof4-feature-allows-users-to-delete-accounts-they-dont-like/ </p><p>https://wasteof.money/posts/67b3c4578731170e3fbd3942</p>","repost":{"_id":"6a6be7612f994596b28ac5a8","poster":{"name":"specialred_","id":"6952f7fc6883bd038172dab2","color":"green"},"content":"<p>what is this i'm scared</p><img src=\"https://i.ibb.co/gb7dB4S8/IMG-1385.jpg\">","time":1785456481143,"edited":1785470780429,"revisions":[{"content":"<p>what is this i'm scared</p><img src=\"https://i.ibb.co/bM0vZpLC/IMG-1385.jpg\">","time":1785456481143,"editor":"6952f7fc6883bd038172dab2"},{"content":"<p>what is this i'm scared</p><img src=\"https://i.ibb.co/gb7dB4S8/IMG-1385.jpg\">","time":1785470780429,"current":true}],"comments":3,"loves":5,"reposts":1},"time":1785523606593,"revisions":[{"content":"<p>fun fact: jeffalo added this button to the wasted onion account after i wrote an article titled “New Wasteof4 Feature Allows Users To Delete Accounts They Don’t Like.“ It’s actually the first ever article I wrote for the wasted onion, you can read it here and see how i’ve (hopefully) improved since then! </p><p>https://wastedonion.seanjw.com/posts/news/new-wasteof4-feature-allows-users-to-delete-accounts-they-dont-like/ </p><p>https://wasteof.money/posts/67b3c4578731170e3fbd3942</p>","time":1785523606593,"current":true}],"comments":0,"loves":6,"reposts":0}],"last":false}